Yes, it is I- Hollis. Son of John the destroyer- sired in the depths of the deepest caverns of the earth. I am descended from a long line of royalty dating back to the crustacean period. And now you are lucky enough to bask in the incandescent light my online photos will emit from your screen.
Do not be off-put by my raucous manliness and boyish charm. Nay, embrace my ability to pull together warring nations and have them embrace each other in brotherhood. I shall be the soothsayer, and say "Sooth!" For it is good. Do not click away from this page, for you have been led here for a reason... look deep into my eyes, and behold the truth...
